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Funniest matrimonial interest I received   

Message from ABCZ

i m simple person, Age & religion is not matter. but if u r accept me. then batter for us. so pl i don’t force u about religion. I write here my right age But I look very much young. I care my health and my personality. if u want right man for life so pl consider about me and meet me face to face then i think after meet me u r accept. I think u r right for me. I m kaku. 

IF U WANT MORE ABOUT MY SELF.PL ASK ME. I M SIMPAL PARSON.I DONT NEED MONEY.GOD GIVE ME EVERY THING. HONEY IF U WANT U TALK TO ME BY CHAT.MY MAIL ID U NOTE IT.dhaw…@hotmail.com or kb…@yahoo.co.in  IF U WANT THEN SEND ME UR CONTACT NO; I CALL U .MY CONTACT NO;098100….. OR 09312…. Thanks if u accept me, but one problem I live in Delhi, if u want u come here and stay with me here.

(BUT IF U WANT I LIVE THERE WITH U AS A GHAR JAWAI,NO PROBLEM FOR ME COZ I DONT WANT LIVE IN HERE IN THE SAME HOUSE.IF U WANT WE R LIVE ANY WHERE IN THIS EARTH BUT I DON’T WANT LIVE IN THAT HOME,COZ MY PAST ALWAYS SHADHOW IN MY LIFE OR IN MY MIND.SO IF U LIKE I LIVE THERE WITH U). 

I m honest man. I hate cheater and liar. Really if u come in my life I give u lot of bright future and I give u every thing. but faith is must, only u give ur hand in my in my hand, I give u lot of love. so pl reply me, what u want and what u thinking about ur future and our future. 

IF U SEND ME UR MAIL-ID THEN I SEND U MY SOME PIC.I HOPE U LIKE IT.AND IF U HAVE PIC PL SEND ME IN MY MAIL-ID.I M WAITING UR REPLY.MY ENGLISH IS NOT GOOD,PL TRY TO UNDERSTAND,I M WRITE HERE MY SELF,I DON’T NEED HELP FOR GOOD ENGLISH.COZ I FAITH MY SELF. TAKE CARE ON UR SELF,WHEN U COME IN MY LIFE THEN I CARE U WHOLE LIFE & SEE UR BRIGHT FUTURE.

FAITH IS MUST.IF U FAITH ME THEN REPLY ME.IF U R NOT FAITH ME PL REJECT ME.I DONT MIND.COZ I BELIVE IN GOD, AND GOD GIVE ME ALLWAYS RIGHT WAY.SO FAITH ME.MY OWN BUSSINESS. MANF/TRADING FOR COLOUR TV&DVD PLAYER & VCD PLAYER.

IF UR INTERSTED ME, SO KINDLY CONTACT ME AS SOON PL……………………….THANKS. KAKU.(its my nick name).my full name KUL……….. 

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